Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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