quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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