New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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