this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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