hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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