Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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