she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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