So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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