Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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