He told me they were just razor bumps!
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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