My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I love you.
Bad choice
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
