i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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