i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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