It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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