He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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