im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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