? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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