just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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