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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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