So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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