You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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