Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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