Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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