what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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