You're so nebulous sometimes
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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