my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Blood and glitter go together right?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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