the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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