I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
i think my cat just said my name.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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