at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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