Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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