I feel like abortions should bother me more
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
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