Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Small penises have feelings too.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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