Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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