Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
