he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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