Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
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