yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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