Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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