I'm really into asian looking animals
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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