every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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