That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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