I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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