I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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