Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
All I want is dick and wine.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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