There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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