Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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