whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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