Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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