if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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