Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She bit a glass in half.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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