"it" just moved
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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