these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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