Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I smell like Dick and happiness
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