I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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