He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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