whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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