their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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